I have this nasty little thing called the MPRE on Saturday. It's the ethics part of being admitted to practice law.
It really is a sad comment on what an ethics exam is when you get this advice:
Attorney I Work With: "MPRE, huh? Pick the second best answer."
Attorney: "I mean, an answer that seems wrong and unethical to you, but not too unethical. It's never the one that leaves you lily white."
Me: "I feel dirty."
Attorney: "Yeah, I wanted a shower after I figured that one out."
On that note, where is my Purell?