1. My mother works at a zoo in Florida. She was promoted today to the position of "turtle herder." I am not joking. Apparently, she chased (I guess some turtles can actually move fast enough that you need to chase them) a turtle around its area today while she was holding a snake that kept wrapping itself around her wrists like handcuffs. (insert bad joke here)
2. I confess. I went to see Twilight with Vintage on Tuesday night. And you know what? It was a good time. A baseball game never looked so good. And If you don't know what I'm talking about, go read the book.
Okay, fine, you can email me at graceandpressure [at] yahoo [dot] com. Don't all flood me with emails at once, you know. If you're emailing about craniosynostosis, put it in the subject, and I'll respond quicker. Deal? Deal.