Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Dear Gym Diva

Dear Gym Diva,

While I am sure that you are proud of your self for going to the gym, and that you earned congratulations on that front, let me offer you a few suggestions.

Tight black spandex pants coupled with a black tube top, which shows off more of your hot pink bra than I ever wanted to see might not be the best work out outfit.

Also, it usually is better if the top at least goes past the belly button, instead of resting six inches above it, also giving us another view of your hot pink bra.

Finally, while I understand the need for makeup, might I suggest waterproof for the gym? Sweat makes you look like a raccoon.



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