Things I love about living in a house and not an apartment:
Walks Like Elephant no longer lives above me.
No one vacuums at 3:30 in the morning.
My washer and dryer are in my basement. And I don't need coins to operate them.
I have a yard! With a fence!
I have a garage! There is no snow on my car right now!
I cannot see my TV from my kitchen.
Oh wait, I have a kitchen!
God, I am so bored right now. I don't know why.
Christmas is Settlement Season
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