If you give me the tea, I will ask to go to Borders.
If you take me to Borders, I will ask to buy the Fodor's Guide to Ireland/Poetry Managzine/Gardening magazine.
If you let me buy the book/magazines, I will settle down in your office chair and begin to read.
If you then take me home, I will read from the book the whole way home and ask for your input.
If you give me your input, I will make you read the book yourself.
So, that would be how I spent my and Vor's Saturday--and a wonderful Saturday it was. I also made huge progress on my book project, which had the unexpected bonus of provoking a pretty decent piece of poetry out of me.