Tuesday, April 16, 2013

In Which Grace Displays Her Loss Of Mind


The Grace court decided that writing this book [prospective publication date of 2014] can be extremely depressing at times, especially when working on Chapter 10 [Sexual Abuse and Child Molesting]. Id. at 1298. See also In Re Paternity of Poor Kid Who Has Craptastic Parents Who Beat The Hell Out of Her, 123 N.E.2d 456 (Ind. 2013) (holding that these parents sucked and the trial court was totally right in terminating their rights, go away and stop appealing this case, no you can’t have transfer to the U.S. Supreme Court, don’t you know anything about how this works).

 
The Court opined that I, Grace, am fantastic for coming up with another word besides stated or held, and that opined is a really great word to describe what they are doing in their opinion. Grace the Fantastic v. The Evil Publication Taking Over Her Life, 789 N.E.2d 123 (Ind. Ct. App. 2013); but see In Re Grace Loses All Memory of How to Bluebook, 456 N.E.2d 789 (Ind. 2013) (noting that Grace totally forgot how to use contra, infra, and supra, and started making this shit up).

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Obviously, this Deskbook that we are writing and publshing has invaded my brain.

3 comments:

CP said...

Ha ha- funny! And yes, "opined" is a great word :)

Butterflyfish said...

This is fantastic, just so you know

Grace said...

This chapter is so freaking gross. How do people DO this stuff to kids? Ugh.