Friday, April 18, 2014

Let It Goooooo

One of the things Vor did with Lis while I was gone this past weekend was to buy Frozen and watch it with her, his friend J, and J's two kids.

I promptly made the mistake of letting Lis watch the music scene where the princess sings "Let It Go."

It is STUCK in my HEAD. I've never even watched the movie--just that one scene, and it is stuck there, forever. Ugh.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Kinesthetic Memory

On two separate occasions, I brought my bathing suit to the Y, then changed my mind and just worked out instead. If that doesn’t give you an idea of the conflict within myself, I don’t know what will.

For the most part, I can bounce along in life, and as long as I do something well, I am satisfied. I know that isn’t the case with swimming. It awakens the competitive beast within me, and while it’s an impressive thing to have, it’s also a bitch to harness.

This morning, I dyed my husband’s hair grey—

(Obviously, I am not just going to drop that in without an explanation, since it’s awesome. He is participating in one of this state’s law schools IP moot court competitive, and he is supposed to be a 50 year old expert. He and a partner were talking about it, and decided that Vor should actually look the part, the 50 year old part, that is. So, I got out the baby powder for a trial run this morning, and wiped it all over his hair. Yes. I can actually say I made my husband’s hair turn grey.)

(Also, I am a grey person, not a gray person. I think there is even a difference in the way I pronounce with when I vary between the two words. Are you a grey, or a gray?)

(I digress)

—I dyed my husband’s hair grey, and shooed him out the door to work. “Aren’t you going to work out today?” He asks, as I am containing the tiny airplanes that I brought back from Tucson. Instead of verbally answering him, I pull a Superman. I’m wearing a wrap v neck shirt, so I flash him my bathing suit, and he cracks up. He leaves, and I gather up Lis for school.

Then, before I know it, I am standing in the Y, in my bathing suit, gazing at the pool. It’s been ages since I put a cap on, but my hands remember the motions, and It is smoothly pulled over my too-long hair, lose ends easily captured. My goggles—Speedo Vanquishers, my personal favorite—slide easily on, no fogging, and before I can stop myself, I slide underwater. No going back. I’m back in, in a way I haven’t been in ten years.

My hands reach down to my hip, right side, to touch my nose clips. I’m startled when I find them missing, then I laugh to myself. Old habits don’t die hard. They just never die at all. I didn’t bring my nose clips with me this time. This is just to swim laps.

I swim laps for a half hour. Although my body moves in exactly the same way as it always did—I have great kinesthetic memory—I tell it lacks the power, grace, and flexibility. My arms are tired after only a half hour; I used to swim laps for three hours straight, no stopping. I look down at the bottom of the pool as I swim, watching the light from the windows dance around. I wish there was a mirror on the bottom of the pool so that I could check my form, but there isn’t. I’ll just have to rely on my memory.

After my half hour is up, I start to cool down. Instead of just kicking and paddling, my brain says, why not? and I kick into my basic sculls, four laps, one lap of each. Since that felt good, I do laps of fast eggbeatering, and I feel like I’m going to die. Definitely not as strong as I used to be. But even still, I keep my shoulders well above water the entire time, and I can see the lifeguard watching me, her head cocked to the side, wondering how it looks like I am walking on the bottom in the deep end. Oh, yes.

I’m tempted to go under water and see how well I keep my legs and straight, but that’s exactly why I didn’t bring the nose clips.

Old habits, you know. 

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Monday, April 14, 2014

Jet Plane(s)

My brother deployed last June/July (I say this as a slash, because part of the deployment was almost a month stateside, away from his family, no visits allowed, doing what he called his James Bond training). He'll be home this July.

My family, and my SIL's family has taken turns visiting her and the kids to break up the deployment. This past weekend was my turn, so I went out to Tucson.

Thunderbirds, flying formation! I also have crazy awesome video of them flying directly overhead, as well as A-10s (my favorite!) flying formation. There was also the Red Bull helicopter, which is the only specialized designed acrobatic helicopter (I could be wrong about the only part, but I'm pretty sure I'm not). I almost had a heart attack watching it. It's not my first rodeo when it comes to airshows, and as the daughter of a helicopter pilot, and a frequent flier in one, I generally know what they can and can't do. When I saw that helicopter start to go straight up to do a loop, and go FREAKING upside down, I almost screamed. Helicopters don't do that! Except this one, of course. It was amazing. I actually got to meet up with some friends I had not seen since 2010. My friend S was watching with me, and remarked, "I'm pretty sure that's how you crash a helicopter. Not fly it." Red Bull apparently really does give you wings.

Tucson is one of my top three or four favorite places in the US. Beautiful, warm (hot), sunny, mountains, dry, glorious place. I spent some QT with my nieces and nephew and SIL on their porch, under this tree, looking at the mountains. I also have lots of embarrassing pictures and video of me and the kids, but those are not blog fodder. I love this place, and I always hate to leave it. A long weekend is too short to spend here, and certainly too short to spend with family, but it will have to do for now. 

We come back and Christmas, this time with Vor and Lis. My entire family will be here--all my siblings, all their kids, my MIL, and probably's even Vor's sister. It will be amazing. We're planning a huge family photo in the desert.

As much as I loved my time, and as much as I hate to leave my SIL and the kids and the desert, I am desperate to get home to my husband and my baby. I miss Vor and his humor and his kisses and his quirks. I miss Lis and her still baby-ish legs and her sloppy kisses and her temper and her curls. I need those toddler arms wrapped around me, ASAP. 

So, a short, busy vacation, but a good one.

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

One For The Baby Book

Scene: Lis races up to me, with something in her hand. I can’t see what it is, but she is really animated.

Lis: F#ck. You.
Me: (jaw drops open)
Vor: (jaw drops open)

Lis is obviously displeased that we don’t get it, and gets more insistent, waving her hands around.
Lis: F#CK. YOU. F#CK. YOU.

Me: Lis, sweetie…can you say that again? Can you show me?

Lis: (holds out a FORK and a SPOON) F#CK. YOU. (translation: Fork comes out Fuk, and Spoon comes out Ooo, with a soft n at the end).

Me, Vor: (fall to floor laughing)
Lis: (delighted at our laughter) F#CK! YOU! FORK! SPOON!

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Toe In The Water, Part II

“Why don’t you switch gyms?” Vor asked. “The hours at the gym you’re going to now are horribly inconvenient for you. Go to the Y. It’s right next to your office!” So, Grace joins the Y.

(One week later)

We’re lounging on the bed, ipads and laptops and papers and books all cluttered everywhere. It’s the life of two lawyers—your child is asleep, so you hide in the bedroom and steal time together, quietly, so that she doesn’t wake up. You laugh and work, argue and read amusing or thought provoking passages from books to each other and argue some more. The dog takes up more than his fair share of the bed, but it’s chilly—we have the window open, hoping for spring, and he’s keeping my feet warm, so I don’t care.

“Is that the gym class schedule?” Vor asks, leaning over and taking it. “Wow, they have lots of programs!” He turns it over, then hands it back, thoughtful. “There’s a synchronized swimming class.”

“I know it,” I tell him. He’s still silent, looking at me with his head slightly cocked to the side. I know how well he knows me, because he picks up his latest treasure from the used bookstore—a book of essays—and starts reading. He’s decided to wait me out. I fidget with the class schedule. “It might be fun,” I venture.

“You were kind of obsessed last time,” he says, without looking up. Still waiting me out. He’s not going to engage until I actually say it. “It was the best exercise I’ve ever had,” I offer. Maybe that will be enough. “Obsessed,” he responds. “Yeah,” I sigh. Obsessed doesn’t cover it.

“Don’t you think it would be a little…boring?” He asks. It’s my turn to cock my head. “It was many things to me,” I tell him, “but it was never once boring.” “No, no,” he says with a laugh. “I mean that you are way above that level.” He sets the book down, and stares at me. Say it or not Grace.

“No. It wouldn’t be boring. And I—they—we could adjust to whatever level I am at. They’re good coaches. It would be fun. To do that, just for fun, just for the creativity, just for myself, with no hope or desire to compete.  For once, I would like to do that.”

Vor smiled and leaned over, kissed me. He’s got great, generous lips. “Then sign up”, he tells me, and picks up the book.

Later, I went up to Lis’s room to check on her before going to sleep myself. She’s burritoed herself in a blanket, with her stuffed animals standing silent watch over her. Her hair is curly from her bath, and her hand is tossed carelessly out to the side, palm out, as if she is a supplicant even in her sleep, asking for anything, and everything. Or, maybe she is my sovereign, and her palm out is her gesture of acceptance and an offer of love. Maybe it’s both.

My own mother was a national level athlete in her own weird sport—racquetball. She was also a phenomenal volleyball player, and a softball player, and taught me how to play both. I loved to watch my mother play her sports. She could be a shy, timid, subservient woman, but god, when she was playing her sport, she was suddenly taller and completely confident. She could be ruthless, this gentle woman, and she took no shit from anyone. She was clumsy in the kitchen, and once fell off the driveway (how do you fall off a driveway?) but she was grace itself with a racquetball, or a volleyball, or a softball.

I think I would like Lis to see that in me, so that she can find it for herself, if she wants it. That I can be, and often am, quiet and thoughtful. I prefer to avoid conflict and get people to work together. But I also want her to see that I have a reserve inside me that I can draw on when I need it, that allows me to compete and win; that I have skills on which I worked for years in order to make a national name for myself; that I can be aggressive, towards myself or towards others, when I have a goal to meet. I know I can show her this in the courtroom, as a lawyer.

I want to show her this in the water; I want to preserve this part of myself; I want to show her how strength and beauty, joy and determination, happiness and pain can combine into one person. It never has to be one or the other. It can always be both. 

Sunday, April 6, 2014